The first poster for Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 3D has gone online.  It's a weird poster that seems to come from an alternate universe where The Phantom Menace was good or, at the very least, people enjoyed it and want to see it again.  Also, in the alternate universe, Yoda is fascinated by Darth Maul's buns of steel.  That's right, Yoda.  The Dark Side has a gym and you're not allowed to join.  Find somewhere else to work on your glutes.

Hit the jump to check out the poster, which demands you "See It on the Big Screen" even though we already fell for that trick.  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 3D opens February 10, 2012.  The trailer is expected to hit next week attached to The Three Musketeers.

Poster via Bleeding Cool.