In October, we brought you a look at some of the costume sculpts for Tim Burton's aborted Superman adaptation, Superman Lives.  The shiny suit certainly got the alien part of Superman's origin down.  It just seemed to forgo everything else that was iconic about the superhero.  Now video of the suit has gone online and it looks like Superman's powers not only included being faster than a locomotive and leaping tall buildings in a single bound, but also being a walking light-show for children.  If Supes planned to defeat his enemies by dazzling them to death, then he had the right costume.

Hit the jump to check out the goofiness in action.

Via Topless Robot:

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