I feel ashamed that I just watched the trailer for “The Spy Next Door”. My shame is compounded by the fact that the trailer shows the whole movie so I basically watched “The Spy Next Door” in its entirety. I want to scrub myself clean with a Brillo pad. This doesn’t even look like it could be a real movie. It looks like a parody of a movie trailer. If you’re a parent and you have to take your kid to see this, pray that you pass out from the pain before you start bleeding from the eyes and ears. But for those who want to start building up a tolerance, you watch the trailer after the jump.